A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
"Muster the Rohirrim! Assemble the army at Dunharrow, as many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor. And war.”
This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected. He may have lost the neighbours’ respect, but he gained — well, you will see whether he gained anything in the end.
"I once performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn— OCTUPLETS— and let me tell you, those little bastards bite ."
Re-watching Star Trek Into Darkness and realized that if McCoy plus 8 baby Gorns isn’t an accident waiting to happen, I don’t know what is.
He is completely mesmerizing. Yes, there’s the preparation; the extraordinary intellectual and technical graft. Yes, there’s the emotional and physical range but there is something else that I find impossible to define. It is his and his alone. — Chiwetel Ejiofor on Benedict Cumberbatch’s acting (x)
I forbid it.
How can you forbid it, little brother? We are all equals, and I say he dies.
Does it really mean that much to you, brother?