Dapper Continuously
promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

promountains:

livinginnightvale:

octoberspirit:

donotlookatthedogpark:

marmellow08:

I just saw this on the Welcome to Night Vale tvtropes page. This pun is perfect, and I hate and despair and love this perfect pun in equal measure.

oh. my. fucking. god.

well, fuck me sideways.

GODDAMMIT.

I see what you did there Joseph Fink

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

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marauders4evr:


“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

marauders4evr:

“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:

Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

sherlockspeare:

The Imitation Game UK teaser trailer pt2 (X)
pt 1(X)

Lord of the Rings Alphabet
» I is for I C E

hobbitbilbo:

The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 3: A Short Rest

historyvikings:

MRW I realize it’s Comic-Con week…

historyvikings:

MRW I realize it’s Comic-Con week…

What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?
Anonymous

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

dudeufugly:

US trailer - The Imitation Game 
(UK trailer here)

sherlockspeare:

My heart is broken
The Imitation Game Official Trailer - The Weinstein Company(X)

askmiddlearth:

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Okay, but only if you tell me how I did afterwards. Here’s the super short answer: Gandalf was sent to Middle Earth by the Valar in order to help the men and elves of Middle Earth to defeat Sauron.

Here’s the longer version: About 1000 years into the Third Age a dark…

tothless:

LOTR meme2/3 races